Feels

>few days without internet
>can't bring myself to read wizardchan because so many new posts
>on top of that there is this new feature
what's going on
I feel confused

tfw no bf

I keep checking my phone every 5 minutes waiting for her to respond. Its been like this since this time last night.
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I dislike hard work, parties, groups of more than 3 people and flighty people. I spend most of my time playing video games, but not by choice. I'd rather just spend all my time cuddling, but don't really have anything to cuddle around here. While I'd love to move to NJ some day, I'm too lazy to get a job, so forget that.

Don't add me expecting to be friends. You're no friend of mine.

I like cute fuzzy critters, which lead me to being a furry in the first place. Otters and bunnies are NOT cute. Everything else is. My morals are everything to me, and I like to see them in other people too. I'm also quite the brony.

Hi! I'm Sharz! Babyfur skunk, although how cubby I act is based on how comfortable I am with you. I like pop music, dance music and power metal. I dislike rock music. I'm a total pervert, but with the exception of sexual deviant I'm about as pure as you can get. I'm shy but outspoken. I'm more of a jock than a nerd. American Football is my weapon of choice. Go NY Giants!

>tfw hip to be square

>tfw you can't determine whether or not your farts sound more like "Plappppt" or "Flarpt"

I feel I don't tell my parents how much I love them enough.

I feel like I'm sitting on an atomic bomb waiting for it to go off.

Not like a wizard.

>tfw your butt is really fucked up
>tfw sometimes it looks like a square butt
>tfw sometimes it looks like one of your ass cheeks are going to explode
>tfw a rash on it

>TFW IM A WIZARD

>tfw you have tons of gas and your farts smell horrendous

I feel gross. I got my period today :(