Feels

Australian Father
Australian Lover
Australian Hero
Australian Pride
Who is it?
You guessed right!
Josef Fritzl!

I'm already dead.

lost my middle school year books. I can't fap to my childhood crushes anymore

>tfw you have video footage of your teacher(who used to be youtube) that you fap to repeatedly

She was a psychology professor in the college that i went to. I would fantasize about fucking every time i was in her class

My life is over.

my mind wants to fap but my cock doesn't

what do i do? I don't think i'll be able to ejaculate

>tfw too lazy to get a drink

>tfw fucking your qtgf
>closing your eyes it feels so good
>look back down
>smug pepe grinning at you holding a fleshlight and a .45 cal
>qtgf disemboweled on floor
>pepe grinning as he pulls the trigger BTFOing your brain from your head

I'm worthless and I'll never accomplish anything in my life.

>tfw you feel a feel that someone else tfw's but can't help but to troll their feel

>tfw 23 ms ping

>tfw mom says she loves you
>gets upset when you don't say it back
>tell her it's just a chemical reaction and to quit getting butthurt
>tfw she walks away like a dog who's owner just died
Bitch deserves it for forcing me into this world. Love can be a good thing, guys.

>tfw you have 4 girlfriends
>having trouble juggling them all

>tfw you are finally drunk after months without being able to buy alcohol.
I don't remember when i felt this good.

if i lose my virginity, it's not going to by pleasant. I am going to make the girl's pussy, ass and mouth bleed