Feels

>tfw decide to clean budgies cage
>forget to wash hands
>eat
>been puking ever since

I can't even do something that simple

Can I talk to you? I won't keep you long. I have to go somewhere and I don't think I can come back. But I just wanted you to know. Getting to be around you and Benicio was the best thing that ever happened to me.

This is SO FUNNY. Watch this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4jfxAVaDFw

Kill the orcs.
Slay the orcs.
Destroy the orcs.

>tfw end up hating and being hated by any online community I join

SOMEBODY GET THIS HOTHEAD OUTTA HERE!!

REAL HUMAN BEING

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_e3r689dZEU

>tfw You are a Supreme Human Bean, and nobody else notices.

>tfw you're so weird and ugly looking
why can't I just look like a normal ugly guy, why do I have to be so fucking weird looking

Fuck Glaive

Dr Pavel

>tfw reflective monitor that reminds me how ugly I am every single day

>tfw I am a real Human Bean.

>tfw I love to listen to Duran Duran. Does that make me sound gay?

>tfw spend half the day looking at the sky
>tfw I consider this my hobby