Feels

>tfw you'll never cast spells with wizzy bro and then lick his magic staff clean

You are young and life is long and there is time to kill today.
And then one day you find ten years have got behind you.
No one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun.

Feels is dead

I feel good
I knew that I would now
I feel good, I knew that I would
So good, so good
I got you

So good, so good
but I got you

So good, so good
that I got you

>He never leaves his room.
>His hair accumulates in balls on the floor because he never washes it and never gets haircuts.
>His computer's keyboard is encrusted with filth.
>He has trash all over the room and he even puts it in dresser drawers.
>He hasn't brushed his teeth in many years

So I'm 23 and my older brother is 15. If I say something that angers him, or do something he doesn't like, he'll come in my room, or wherever I am and punch me, push me down, kick me once I'm down, etc. I tell my parents and they talk to him briefly, but then they just let it go and do nothing. This keeps happening.

>have two female roommates
>they just saw me walk into the bathroom with my laptop and an energy drink
>can still hear them laughing at me

You shitpost like a younger man, with nothing held back. Admirable but mistaken.

>tfw tried RC Cola today
>it's shit
Never listening to your stupid cycling memes again

>Tfw peeling open a King Can of red bull at 7:22 AM

the show is just getting started

>drink soda for ages
>decide to have water
>start choking and my throat starts hurting

fucking water

when does the fun begin

narcissism is happinism

>Everything is a scam.

Indeed. Even your emotions. They make you feel this way to sell you antidepressants and therapy. They make you angry after you've suffered enough so that you end your meaningless existence on your own, likely taking out a few others with you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vwzTOKTySM