Feels

>IU will NEVER kiss me

I've discovered a way that I can get my foreskin to inflate with the help of a balloon

>tfw you fucking love alcohol
HOLY SHIEEET I LOVE THIS SHEEIT

>have an essay due tomorrow
>on /feels/ reading funposts instead
jsimsa

>got me a candle
>lit that candle
>enjoy the candle
>suddenly too much wax
>puts beautiful flame out
>sad
>decide to pour hot wax down the drain
>pour
>turn on water to rinse down
>suddenly hot wax instantly turns into normal solid wax!
>drain clogged!
>oh no!
>had to spend time cleaning out wax from drain
>what an adventure!

>tfw cumming in your waifu's mouth

>tfw drunk dancing to ancient roman music
Feels fucking great ma MANGS

>got me a candle
>lit that candle
>so pretty
>but candle string running out
;-;

ayyyyyyYYYYyyYYYyYYYyYYY lmao

>just be confident, bro
>dont be so shy

I've been living off crackers

gonna go for a walk, hope I don't run into any normies

25 days of NoFap
I am the elite warrior!

you guys should write your own baby sis stories it's fun

>tfw snucked up behind baby sis n choked er w/ me da's skiddy undies till she passed out then then waked her up w/ taken a steamer to the face then dipped me dick in hot sauce n gave her som HOT STEAMY DICK right in the ANUS till she was BLEWIN bloody turds for a month!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMFAO

DIRTY GAY LIL BITCH WAS HAVIN A FIT LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO