Feels

>you will never be a space pirate

>tfw you can't get laid; otherwise, wizardchan won't be your friend anymore

Uh... you don't get to bring friends.

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>tfw fantasing about being a slutty teen girl who fucks neckbeards from wizzychan

>tfw 100% straight

Why are Europeans so short?

I wish I had gf

>tfw drinking tea and smoking loose tobacco sitting comfortably after a very satisfying meal alone after a day of leisure while outside normies are stuck in traffic on the way home from their wage slavery

Feels good man.

>tfw no shizuka-chan gf

Another day. I've got to get these projects fucking done.

Please add a link on /feels/ that goes back to the wizardchan homepage

>tfw no wizard bf

>tfw you can't form your ideas into words
>tfw someone on 4chad made fun out of you for this

>tfw you're pretty sure that you have lordosis

>tfw pounding a tight 18yo pussy everyday