Feels

>that feel when you will never be an eel

tfw this guy is alpha compared to me

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=0aa_1378355241

>tfw I'm drunk @ 5:48 AM

I don't give a fuck

tfw normies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3PgH86OyEM

>tfw fucked up heartbeat
>tfw chest occasionally tenses up
>tfw fast, hard, irregular doki doki that is more of a dodoDOki than a doki doki
>tfw it's worse than it normally is
a-am I going to die? ;_;

tfw I'll never have the courage to banpost IRL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wz1yqsxJUEg

>tfw my hobby is shitposting
>tfw can't discuss my hobby on /hob/, because I will be banned for shitposting

>tfw i will spend the next 11 hours playing ARAM and masturbating to youtube videos, then i will take a 15 minute break and continue my day by watching LCS for 6 hours straight

>tfw you look like a girl
>you'll never be a badass gritty dude who always has dirt on his face and a permanent 5 o'clock shadow

tfw Wizardchan is full of low test betas

I used to dream every night, now I never dream at all

I am an incel and I have had enough. The pain is just too unbearable for me. My 25th birthday is coming up soon. I have decided that I will kill myself if I don't have voluntary sex with someone I like by that time.

>drink half a gallon of water right before bed
>can't go to sleep because I constantly have to pee
why do I do this to myself?

>tfw as I kid I wanted to clone myself and raise the clone as my child, so that I would have to deal with any succubi
>tfw finding out that clones are genetically as old as the thing they're being cloned from, so something cloned from a 50 year old would have 50 less years to live
>tfw I can't clone myself because I wouldn't want to do that to my child

NO FUCKING GF