Feels

>Birthday coming up
>Mom suggests having family over
oh god

>tfw haven't been outside in months

feels good
Eventually my mom will make me get a job. That's going to suck

>find mold on bread
>pick off and eat the rest of it
I seriously hope you guys don't believe in "expiration dates". It's just a scheme to make you buy more.

>you will never have an udder
>you will spend all day hooked up to milking machine
>you will never have a loli gf who will use your milk in her cereal every morning
jdimsa

>tfw it started to rain
There is no better feel than being in your room and hearing this.

Every time I start fapping my roommates start moving around.
I bet they're doing this on purpose just to torture me.

>tfw pretending to be a SJW on /tv/
Only use posting in that shithole.

>how do i into greentexting

I wanna rape a qt woman and make her cry :3

>tfw no qt miqo'te gf

Yar - har - fiddle-dee-dee, being a normie is all right to be!
Do what you want 'cause a normie is free, you are a normie!

>all my progress for a game i was enjoying gone overnight
figures

>tfw wizardchan is dead this time of day

are you all too busy getting your dicks sucked or something?

>most infected country in africa has only 1000 cases
I TRUSTED YOU EBOLA CHAN

>tfw try to post on 4chad but forget that I'm banned
>go to ban page
>laugh at my own shitpost