Feels

>tfw manlet but make fun of manlets on 4chad

>tfw can't find the courage to jump off the wizard train

>at this very moment, there are multiple females and non-virgins regularly posting alongside you
Shit keeps me awake at night.

I'm pathetic.

>tfw No one knows how perverted you are

>tfw went to Mcdonald w/ baby sis an snuck into the kitchen n FLUNGED er into the fryer til she nice and crispy n blew a fat steamin shite all oer er then seved er to a customer and stole Mcnugget fer meselft

You brought this on yourself slut!!!!! LMFFFFAAAAAOOOOOOOOO

I feel like a retard.

>soul crushing apathy with a lack of will to change anything about it
i feel hungry and tired and i should get up and feed myself something, even if it's only rice, but i won't. not for another few hours.

>you will never muster up to drive to finish that one video game
i play for 20 minutes and feel exhausted

>you will always be bad at your favorite game

>2am
>gaming
>computer starts lagging and glitching out
>wish you could afford a better grafix card
>start to cry
>suddenly smug pepe leans in, cracks a RC cola and pours it into computer
>yfw smooth buttery 60fps 1440p

>Orange Caramel will never take turns letting me drink their ass sweat

>tfw sister gives me a free blowey if i do her homework for her

good thing i knocked all her teeth out so she doesn't bite it off lmao

I love you Boxxy

So fuckin much

I love the way you smile
I love the way you make me laugh
I love the way your mascara runs when you cry
Stay away from him, or someone might get hurt :)

I love you boxxy, I love you. Never forget that.

I'm always watching you, angel :)

>tfw went golfin way babe sis n used er head as golf ball n cracked er useless body 3 meters down the field and dunked in her green hole and sheved golf club up her ass and runned her over w/ golf cart and blewed a juicy steamer on here and left her there

take that lil slut u cant even play golf LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO