Feels

How come you wizards on jerk off on chaturbate and making some money?

>tfw your arcade stick delivery is delayed by a whole day

too much /v9k/ in my /wiz/
go be angsty somewhere else

>tfw master ruseman grade 3

>tfw living on miminum wage as an independent without government assistance

feels great not to be a leech

All these assholes who need welfare spend the money they do make on crap they don't need(entertainment) mostly.

I fucking hate poor people. I voted for ron paul for the very reason of cutting off their welfare, and I am not even a right-wing libertarian.

>tfw the wiz is an FBI honeypot

>tfw you stuck a firecracker up your bum
>tfw you're paralyzed for life
feels bad man

>tfw memes are fucken epik

>tfw you will never post on Wizardchan ever again because you "look like a bot" and all of your posts "look like spam"
>tfw actually going to go on a killing spree now because I no longer have a place to vent my inner thoughts

>tfw you buy the cheapest food and don't give a fuck if it's prime quality

I basically eat to keep myself alive. Taste to me is secondary unless it's so awful that I can't eat it.
I haven't drunk anything besides tap water for the past year. Soda doesn't really satisfy me as it once did. It wasn't worth the money I was paying for it, so i stopped buying it.

>tfw your mom spends more money on her dog than you

>tfw you think you might have some neuro-degenerative disease.

I can barely form coherent sentences in english
I forget what something is a month after reading about it.
I have very bad reading comprehension. I have to read sentences(even in simple prose) over and over again.

>tfw roger moore was the best bond

>tfw I come home to find my mom set the desktop to be my brother's prom pictures
T-thanks mom.

>tfw your starting to loose conchisness from dehyration

i made a post on here other day about becoming too fat to move so i decide to sit here and waste away