Feels

>tfw fapping to penis washing videos

that feel when I wasn't born an arab oil sheik being cool all day and dancing to sandman music with my scimitar

That feel when no gf :(

-Posted from my iPhone 5S

OR PERHAPS HE'S WONDERING WHY SOMEONE WOULD BAN A MAN, BEFORE THROWING HIM OUT OF /FEELS/?

I hope feels never gets moderation

tfw>You get banned for "shitposting" that was nothing more than responding to another's Baneposting, but you allow shit like most of the posts on this thread?? Pull the staff from your ass wizmod. That is bs.

WHATA FUCK MAN xD i just fall of my chair kuz i couldnt and i CANT stop laugh xDXDXDXDXDDDDDDDDDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD OMGOSH DDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDD LOOOOOOOOOLLLLL THIS IS A SHIT XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD A BIG ONE XDXDDDDDDDDD A GRAT ONE XXXXXXDDDD CONGRATS MAN XD

its unbelievable how many fat stinky owl turds ive blewed out me steamhole this WEEK boiis

>tfw you have no idea who I'm quoting

tfw my parents are having sex right now

>tfw banned from 4chan for 3 days for something i didn't do without a chance to appeal it
>tfw wizardchan is much better than 4chan but it's too slow to be any fun

That most terrible sensation when Chadicvs Normicvs batters me and leaves me in the Thermae

>tfw you watched a 114 films this past couple of months

>tfw 99% of wizardchads are disgusting normies
Seriously, if you've left your bed for any reason in the last six months fuck off and die

>tfw you download a book about chaos magic because that sounds like it would take up a lot of your time