Feels

I ate spicy food last night and now my ass is bleeding.

>tfw drunken internet chimpouts

>tfw have to go back to college this wednesday

>tfw you've never had an RC Cola

tfw sleep 15 hours a day

My name is Raymond J. Johnson, Jr. Now you can call me Ray, or you can call me J, or you can call me Johnny, or you can call me Sonny, or you can call me Junie, or you can call me Junior, or you can call me Ray J, or you can call me RJ, or you can call me RJJ, or you can call me RJJ Jr., but you doesn't hasta call me Johnson!

>Monday is getting closer

How can I become a Normalfag Hunter?

>tfw throwing hot coffee into the face of an ice cream man and then cycling away to safety

Regards, Normalfag Hunter ;-)

hey lol

>try to rip the straw off of a capri sun
>it rips a hole in the side
God fucking dammit

>tfw a JRPG villain has the same opinions you do

>tfw this textboard is the only good part of wizardchan

neet

>tfw spent the last decade on the internet 24/7