Feels

>tfw no gf

>tfw you find out some 30 year old bangs a 17 year girl you have a crush on

I liked my female coworker and found out she got impregnated by some ugly 30 something year old mexican. Fucking lucky bastard

>tfw had to do a networking presentation in school
>tfw teacher chose DoS and i'm "le haxor"
>tfw 2mg iktorivil under tongue half an hour before presentation
>tfw demos worked flawlessly, everything from le layer 4 skiddie dos to the linklocal ipv6 ra flood
>tfw slides worked
>tfw everything worked flawlessly
>tfw without iktorivil i'd be a studdering nervous pile of flesh

>tfw i completed one single course in the last 12 months
>tfw my life is fucked

>tfw magic is not real
>tfw gaining mana at 30 was just a Japanese joke
>tfw video games exist as replacement
>tfw new video games suck ass because they have to adjust it for normalfags and feminist women
>tfw C64
>tfw loading your C64 with a cassette tape
>tfw Amiga

People are capable of anything except doing nothing, the only thing worth doing.

What would you be doing right now if there was no such thing as the internet?

>tfw i don't want to sleep because the moment i do i lose control
>my dreams are extremely violent and terrifying
>constantly reliving bad memories and envisioning future failures
>atleast when I'm awake I can distract myself from my joke of an existence with vidya

>tfw I'm on a diet
Man I'm starving. My kingdom, my kingdom for a hamburger.

>tfw

>tfw fapping to Iiniku Ushijima while listening to a korean girl eat noodles

>tfw there is a married guy who posts here

>tfw another day spent walking on the moon

Normalfaggotry should be illegal

>tfw gf is out swimming with her friends and you're too awkward to be seen almost nude in public
fuck my life ;_;