Feels

>tfw a QT girl comments your haircut and your appearance, and you realize how handsome you are

This happened a few times in my lifetime. I consider it as evidence that it is not my appearance that is keeping me from getting laid. It's my quiet demeanor and my avoidant personality disorder.

>tfw not an immortal 15 year old in which i could have the opportunity to get laid forever

http://strawpoll.me/2076607

>you will never get stuck in a time loop like that guy in Groundhog Day

>tfw I started to get more white hairs @ age 31

>tfw you are probably average intelligence you sound retarded when you talk

>go to eat wafers
>open packet
>about to take a bite
>something smells bad
>notice little black parts
>it's mouse feces
>this wafer is partially eaten
>wonder if packet was already slightly open without me noticing
>look it box
>evidence of more mouse tampering
>forced to throw out all wafers
>tfw

>tfw pay based jad fair to record a song for your and only listen to it three times

>tfw no money to buy gundams with

>find old cup of coffee laying around
>it turned out it was somebody's coffee who was waiting for it to be done
>tfw they yelled at you and made you want to die

>tfw constantly alternate between periods of wanting desperately to die and periods of extreme thanatophobia and wanting to be immortal

>make coffee
>go to see if it's done
>it's gone

my mother just threw out my coffee thinking that it was old. Dumb cunt

>study programming from 12 years old
>know many languages, best programmer in my classes, teacher amazed at how good I am
>contribute to open source projects and constantly write programs testing new algorithms
>apply to colleges for computer science
>no one fucking wants me and I have no proof of my skills
fucking unreal, my whole life has been a waste, I'm a failure, my skills are USELESS

I HATE 4CHAD

FUCK NORMIES

>tfw you have flashbacks to embarrassing things and you want to die