Feels

So many supposed neets and perma-virgins are so casual about having experiences with drugs? Does this bother anyone else?

tfw just woke up from a long ass dream that started with me calling the police to alert them about homeless dwarves keeping puppies in freezers and ended with me making small subterranean-traveling bombs to target politicians

Is admin really a virgin?

>tfw exam in half an hour
>tfw STILL haven't revised

>wanna post
>permabanned
oy vey admin you giant baby

feel when navigating program interface in your head while still in bed

it took me 3 hours to get out of bed
mcfucking kill me already

>lie in bed, cuddle a blanket and pretend it is a cute girl and talk to myself acting both roles
>reach down into her folds and pretend I am caressing her body
>she tells me to stop
>ask her why she even sleeps in the same bed and me when she won't let me touch her
>tells me it's just she wants to do something nice for me
>tfw friend zoned by my own imaginary girlfriend

>tfw gonna be a lone wolf at uni

>tfw exam in 2 hours 20 mins
>tfw still haven't revised

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7oNqyhee_0
>wizardchan

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#twerk

Le derpina (my gf :P) wanted to do le sexy but I wanted to play Gone Home #foreveralone #sociallyawkwardpenguin #lgbtrights

>tfw can't bear to see your own reflection