Feels

tfw deekin isn't real and isn't your friend

Redbull and Doritos faggots!!!!!!!!!!

>tfw finally got my two rotten teeth fixed

I used to post feels about never wanting to eat, disgusting breath etc, it's finally all gone. I can actually eat and chew food without any worry or problem.

>tfw no suitable space to raise goats

tfw taking hot showers make you almost pass out

>tfw wrote a long and hopefully helpful post on /hob/ but the person I replied to never replied back letting me know how it went
its been over a week...

>tfw couple in the flat above me are having sex right above me
>all I can hear is the girl moaning and then the roof banging a little
>it eventually stops with a loud moan

>tfw you desperately need a shower. I'm out. need to get clean.

>tfw you don't recognize yourself in the mirror anymore and your appearance didn't even change.

What sorcery is this, wizards?

F E E L

yall niggas just need some swag

>tfw no steam friends

>tfw too anxious to go to hairdressers so you just shave all your hair off
>tfw it makes you look retarded and now you're too anxious to go out for at least a month until it's grown back to an ok length

>get ready to watch film
>end up just shitposting on /tv/ for an hour and then going to bed

First things first, I'm the realest