Feels

>tfw chair now slowly descends without me realizing until my chair is all the way down
>have too repeat it and continue this continuous cycle of elevation change forever

>tfw undersized manlyness

that American feel when all out of soda and you have to drink water

>tfw legs hurt

>tfw can't decide between getting /fit/ or stopping it and remains a qt slender boy

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- need free broadband / cell phone ;___:

tfw wizchan so slow it dont even load half the time on capped-throttled connections / dialup

>tfw trying to grow a full beard but it comes it patchy and shitty on the sides

> Local cinema has the 'no singles' policy again

>tfw not a girl

>tfw your dog is also a virgin

>le fel win no jf

Flintlock musket or wheellock musket?

>tfw no bf

I like every part of my body except the fat and pubic hair, i wish they would disappear, they're a fucking bother and i wish to be qt.
Also, get rid of those holes from removing acne manually from my face, i look like the fucking moon with so much craters.
And if we're going into that territory, i wish i were taller, i'm EXACTLY 170 cm, and a spell for height is what i need.

>tfw there's no hope left