Feels

i wish i was a highschool girl in japan

>go to fridge
>cans of RC cola all over the kitchen floor
>lanky looking fucker with a smug grin jumps out the window
>dad wakes up and sees the mess
>beats me
this is the second night in a row

lmao sharin some fuckn RC with ma baby sis, how's my spit taste you fuckin whore

llmmmaaoooooooo

>too stupid and inarticulate for girls to want to talk to me

I'll always be a virgin

>still no qt poorfag Porsche 944

you nerds are so full of hate, i just don't get it

>no girl has ever considered you a potential partner, ever

>open your door
>smug pepe standing in your room
>with a single glass of RC cola in a glass box
>the only way to drink it is through a long bendy straw so long it will take an hour for the sweet liquid to touch your lips
>pepe grinning at you wait for you to make your move
>checkmated again by pepe

>tfw no hot lil sis to steal panties from and pour RCC over

>you will never pour an icy can of refreshing RC Cola all over your lil sis's tiny hot body

>tfw you thought it wasn't possible but you've actually found a video you will never get tired of fapping to

>whatchu thinkgen about?
>just thinkgen of killin normies

*cry*

are you in league with the imperial wizards of the ku klux klan?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8sptsjCk18

Mark my words wizards, this is gonna be the best christmas ever.