Feels

May i poo on your fart

>tfw things and stuff

>tfw you're the only person with good taste

You don't fear death... You welcome it. Your punishment must be more severe.

>tfw baneposting is you only joy in life
>tfw you don't get to bring friends

>tfw no milk to have with cereal

I should have known that you would be here, Professor McGonagall.

>fridge empty
>absolutely nothing to eat
>have to walk to the grocery store today
nouh god

>tfw wake up

tfw> I don't understand all the Bane posting. What is that all about??

Why do Europeans have such awful teeth?

43 minutes until my roommates leave and I have the place to myself for the day

>acquaintances makes fun of me and it's completely ok to them
>when I do the same they gets angry like I'm killing their own mothers
such is life of a wizard

>You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
>You both like no gf, bane, tfw no gf, that feel, the dark knight rises, feels, wizardchan, and baneposting.

I'm done

>that freeze when no girlfriend