Feels

Martin Bryant is the hero Australia deserves!

>want to get a haircut for my greasy disgusting hair that is probably contributing to my acne
>wake up in the evening when it closes
>when I do wake up earlier I fret all day from anxiety and never end up calling
>thinking of just cutting it with a pair of scissors

I've done it before but it doesn't feel right for whatever reason, what do you think fellow wizards

>tfw too lazy to discover things you enjoy
>instead just repeat the few reccommendations you've recieved endlessly

>tfw your dog will die someday
>tfw you will die someday
fuck

my parents are making me go to the jobcentre today, does anyone have any tips? I do want a job but only if it's minimal social interaction/night

>tfw even the people on this site are bullies ;__;

You wouldn't download a sandwich

>tfw Firefox "crashed" in order to sneak in an update on me and now everything is broken

Tfw you can't have a conversation with a normie because they live in a different world from yours

>tfw you have never been fat in your life

I am a NEET who sits on his all day and i don't gain a ounce of weight.

There are times when I buy 30 tacos from taco bell and eat them one sitting. Even when i do that, nothing. I don't gain weight.

fuck bugs. fuck them so hard. I want them all to die
>b-but muh food cycle
Fuck birds too, they're annoying fucks that shit over everything and wake me up in the moring

>tfw you haven't talked to anyone in months
>tfw you forgot how to talk

tfw have lost £25k of parents money on online poker and they're going to find out tomorrow
What the fuck do I do now

>tfw 4chad mods ban you for trolling even though you didn't break any rules

>tfw morbidly obese autistic friendless kissless disgusting ugly unintelligent unkind boring lazy ungrateful pathetic NEET virgin