Feels

FLACE WAS NOT HERE

>tfw you are your semen

>tfw you have very poor eyesight and you can't read text from your display when it's not close enough (about one meter away from your face).

>tfw you ate your semen

Javanigger everywere man!

Feef

>tfw tired of Mcdonalds

slacz zluntz zlacths

Captain Cawk is here

Smells like poop here

>that feel when you dont want to do your exam

Wow sux

If any Normalfags reading this: Fuck off we dont want your shitty advices, take your retarded advices and shove them up were the sun doesnt shine! And Yeah wimminz are filthy disgusting whores who MUST get raped,tortured, and Killed! You cunts are NOT welcome here! Now please die slowly of cancer, we will not miss you.

tfw sex with girl (in your head)

tfw i can't feel happy anymore