Feels

>tfw bored at 1-2pm and end up waking up at 6
>tfw screwed sleeeping pattern now

>tfw my roommate showers once every day and he still stinks like shit

>tfw you become emotionally hardened for a while but then you become a soft faggot and the cycle continues on and on

tfw no angelic 16 year old japanese girl with a saviour complex to save me from my hikiNEET ways

>tfw have two female roommates
>they just saw me walk into the bathroom with my laptop and a coke
>can still hear them laughing at me

>tfw you can't remember how old you are

>tfw albanian

>tfw staying up till ~6am to watch got
>tfw gonna sleep in and miss my dole interview

"/><tfw>

There's a hundred-thousand streets in this city. You don't need to know the route. You give me a time and a place, I give you a five minute window. Anything happens in that five minutes and I'm yours. No matter what. Anything happens a minute either side of that and you're on your own. Do you understand?

>tfw seolhyun will never sit on my face

>tfw poop on the ground outside

>tfw not an orc

>tfw you learnt how to talk like a girl with a french accent so you can convince your family you fucked a girl one night and you're not a total loser, and then you said she went back to France so they'd never see her

>tfw family expects me to lift heavy objects when they are moving
fuck off I am not good at thing