Feels

>can't get smell of onions out of hand

>tfw want to go buy something from supermarket but don't end up doing anything sitting here thirsty and hungry

I have a new job, busing tables, and i have to deal with assholes. I went to go bus a table, and thought the asshole left, and he comes back and starts yelling at me. He gave me no indication that he was still using the table.

I hope the fucker dies of a heart attack or gets cancer.

>tfw eating spiced yogurt
>my armpits are sweaty as fuck because its hot and smell like that yogurt

why

I caused that feel

>tfw you will never have a fluffy pony to slowly torture to death
;_;

>have window open
>hear neighbor working in back yard
>wife appears out of nowhere
>begins nagging him and telling him various tasks that he has to do now
>normies think I should be envious of them
No envy, just pity and sadness, they're trapped

>tfw shit mmr

>tfw no hair
>tfw a girl will never think of you as a sexual being again
>tfw only 22 and look like red forman

>tfw people are horndogs ready to switch allegiances when a better deal comes up
If everyone was always faithful to their beliefs, partner and morality, suffering would cease.

>tfw on a winning streak but you know it will come to an end shortly so you are scared to queue up again

that feel when no gf

tfw YOLO

tfw no 10/10 gf.
Mines only a 9/10, having sex with her dont count

Nothing makes sense, it's all meaningless.