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>tfw listening to shit pop music videos
>tfw no gf

>tfw your mom can't admit you're a failure
>tfw she constantly deludes herself into thinking you have friends
>tfw she makes up stories about how smart you are
>tfw she thinks you don't talk to people because you're extremely smart
>tfw she thinks you do actual work on the computer all day
I-It's ok mom, one day I'll be the son you've always wanted me to be ;_;

>tfw your mom hasn't visited you for three days and you're too fat to move around by yourself

i'm starving, how do i contact the cops online

>tfw playing survival kids during a hurricane
And I thought I had it rough.

>tfw it's 3am but someone posted quite some jobs to do so you hastily drink some energy drink and start working, but after 40 minutes all the work is done and now you're too active to sleep, but your eyes are aching.

I guess I'll watch some anime.

>tfw already past 7PM by the time I get back from wage slavery
>oh well at least I can come home and chill in the wiz now
>power is out
The normie conspiracy is at work

>tfw you discover a new album/song and play it constantly till eventually it grows stale

>tfw I can't become a Cute feminine boy because of my masculinity

I want to be a girl, but not a trap is why i think being a twink is the next best thing.

>tfw you think you have wide hips for a guy
>tfw you also have broad shoulders so you can't even become a trap

Masketta man??

Or perhaps he’s wondering why someone would shoot a man, before throwing him out of a plane?

>tfw no one knows I like girls, not even my mother

To people, i appear asexual, because i keep my sexuality to myself. For this reason i was called a faggot growing up. I felt embarrassed talking about girls in front of other people. my mother probably thinks i am gay.

Dr Pavel, I'm CIA

>tfw missed opportunity to have underage sex

It's legal for the underaged to fuck the underaged, right?

>tfw You will NEVER be a supreme gentleman. Never.