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I am still a Virgin
Regards Normalfag Hunter ;)

>Aiden Gillen will never be your dad

>tfw you'll never make it to Cal-ee-forn-aye-eh

>tfw mods are useless fucks who don't do their jobs

finally got gf. so long losers.
Regards Normalfag Hunter ;)

>tfw I will never live in the 1950s
>tfw I will never marry Emma Watson and become a trophy husband
>tfw no such thing as good erotic hypnosis
>tfw it would probably cost less in the long run to learn how to cook than to eat out all the time but I'm too lazy
>tfw I will never invent a good meme like bane or RC cola
>tfw you don't really want friends, but you want the perks that come with them

Another day, another RC Cola!

>Your butthurtness is delicious!
Regards Normalfag Hunter

>tfw it's a normalfag's world, you aren't invited, you never will be, you'll never win, and you'll never change it

Sometimes I just really hope that the whole world gets destroyed by nuclear war or a giant meteor.

>tfw Japan

>tfw you start the process to renew your prepaid card and you have to use phone, and you fear the automated voice will connect you to an operator so you just drop the call.
Fuck you world.

>tfw lacking direction and don't know how to fix your life

>tfw jews are allowed to call their kids Ari but calling myself Aryan is verboten

>tfw You are rudely awoken at the ungodly hour of 8:30am by a dirty, bearded man, riding down your street, singing sea shanties at the top of lungs. wtf

You merely adopted >tfwnogf. I was born in it, molded by it.