Feels

>tfw want to study abroad but don't see the point because I can't make friends and hardly ever leave my house except for school anyway

>just read new one piece and naruto chapters

sweet

H.C. Andersen died as a virgin

J edgar hoover died as a virgin

Joseph Cornell died as a virgin

Immanuel Kant died as a virgin

Lawrence of arabia died as a virgin

yosh

>tfw swollen taste bud
>tfw you can't stop biting it even though that just makes it worse

Absolute misery

>tfw I'm important like the pope, I'm a muslim on pork. I'm Makaveli's offspring, I'm the king of New York. King of the Coast, one hand, I juggle them both

>tfw you're such a beta faggot that you only fap to female feet now

>tfw go to the swimming pool with my bud. See a ball so I start juggling it, have a nice streak going. Then I hear "You're cool kid" from some random girls in the pool. I ignore them and leave

55555555555... need warez.. on slow throttled connection though... so tiny sized files only! ... or maybe someone can point me to the direction of free cell service for a rooted Android cdma?

>tfw no qtpa2t azn gf to sperg out to Victoria II with

>tfw saw a spider on my desk now my day is ruined

fuck