Feels

>tfw once you become a wizard you'll still be too lazy to learn any spells

>tfw you dont get the bane jokes

>tfw right as you are cumming someone scores a goal
kek

Comfy with my wizardry :3

>tfw someone calls you, but you can't think of anything to say
I don't know what's wrong with me. I can't talk on phones. If I press a phone against my head, my mind turns blank.

tfw autism and sick of it. ;_;

How good of you to join us, Chair, President. All I need now is one more one ordinary member. Mr. Fox, would you like to nominate?

I need the cheapest foods so I won't starve

pls help

tfw all the normals are at work paying into the tax system so I can sit in bed watching annie may all day

Good. And you won't be able to reach me on this phone again.

I want to lose my virginity

>tfw have to use public transport in about an hour

>tfw almost get a heart attack every time the door bell or phone rings

tfw milk leaked in the fridge almost a week ago and too lazy too clean it and avoid my dad being pissed

The flight plan I just filed with the agency lists: Smee, Maimen, Dokta, Paveleer, Buttan-Lee, Juan, Avyu