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>tfw I have go to SS office for address change, so I can keep SSI and Medicaid

>tfw i never had a female friend

I don't even know what girls are like.

>tfw you spent a whole day collecting porn videos for future fapping

I am meeting my cousins soon. I don't really want to. I am ashamed of my life, and don't want to see how successful they are.

https://www.youtube.com/user/RoskoRoskovitz/videos tfw no views

All I want is a 5 minute good groping of tits and i'll be satisfied with my life. There doesn't have to be any penetration.

uhm, you dont get to bring friends.

I just started playing the legend of zelda ocarina of time for the first time.

I am playing it on project64, a n64 emulator

>be in high school gym during PE
>see a hot girl having her tits groped by her ugly friend

even girls get more pussy than i do

Yep polan once again confirmed for the most cancerous, tryhard and retarded *chan community on the planet.

IF A CUTE GIRL DOES NOT KNOCK ON MY DOOR TO TAKE ME TO A NEW WORLD WHERE I CAN BE AN ADVENTURER BY THE END OF THIS YEAR I WILL KILL MYSELF

>tfw you have to shower after you shit and the shit goes down your legs
There has to be a better way of doing this because smelly legs isn't going to work

>you'll annex facebook and watch outside your window to see normies flip their shit and kill themselves

>tfw nobody care

>tfw falling in love with every humanoid in the monster manual that has a female as the art