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>tfw you hate women who have children

By being out in public with their kids, they basically showing everyone how much they get fucked. Having children is an indication that you get fucked a lot.

>tfw you like to prematurely ejaculate

I don't like to spend 20 minutes to an hour fapping.

When i was adolescent, it only took me under 5 hours to cum. Now it takes 20 to 30 minutes.

>You ejaculate so hard
>you have a weird sensation in your loins after you ejaculated
>your urethra feels funny

>tfw masturbating 4 times a day
>tfw only transparent liquid comes out
>tfw dick hurts
>tfw cum on all body
>tfw have to bath
>tfw don't like to bath
>tfw just fapped one more time right now

>tfw you are dumb as fuck

I forget words and fact easily
my vocabulary isn't very large
I am not very good at Mathematics
I am not articulate
I get facts wrong and am embarrassed afterwards.

>tfw if you weren't socially retarded, you would get laid all the time.

I look in the mirror and think, " damn, i am pretty cute"

>not having a waifu who is a virgin as well

Miranda cosgrove is my waifu. I haven't seen her a boyfriend, so I am assuming she's a virgin.

>fapping into a sock
>cum so hard all of it shoots THROUGH THE SOCK, spraying in a shower over my room
>look around to find it and clean it up
>I can't find the semen anywhere, it's all vanished somehow

>Most important final on thursday
>24 chapters coming
>haven't studied yet

>tfw endless cycle of wage slavery
>tfw will probably die before retirement anyhow

Admin is a filthy NONvirgin!!!!

Admin is a filthy NONvirgin!!!!

Admin Had Sex!!!!!!!!

Admin Had sex!!!!!!!

Admin Had sex!!!!!!!